Robbie Izar – ACD/Copywriter
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HIPSTER OR HORSE

 

xxx HIPSTER OR HORSE xxx

 

HIPSTER OR HORSE? 

Sometimes, it's hard to tell the difference. 

 

Wildly obsessed with Blue Ribbons.
Hipster or Horse?


Spoke wheel fetish. 
Hipster or Horse?


Rocks Sleigh Bells.
Hipster or Horse?


Feverish for flannel. 
Hipster or Horse?


Penchant for ridiculously large eyewear. 
Hipster or Horse?


Has more American Spirit. 
Hipster or Horse?


Prefers being ridden by petite men in tight clothing.
Hipster or Horse?


Confuses band names with race horse names. And vice versa. 
Hipster or Horse?


Prefers English saddles.
Hipster or Horse?


Bringin' back braids.
Hipster or Horse? 


Calls this food.
Hipster or Horse?


Know's it's all about the chest piece.
Hipster or Horse?


Has simple taste in shoes.
Hipster or Horse?

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Smell as clean as they look.
Hipster or Horse?

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Always slouching.*
Hipster or Horse? 

*Seriously? Okay. Fine. Whatevs. You're absolutely right. Eeyore is a donkey. May you bask in resplendent glory knowing all the internet points in the world now belong to you.

*Seriously? Okay. Fine. Whatevs. You're absolutely right. Eeyore is a donkey. May you bask in resplendent glory knowing all the internet points in the world now belong to you.